Living alone has it pros and cons. We all know what they are so don’t expect me to write what we already know or can immediately think of. Recently, I have discovered the most horrible downside of living alone when trying to apply ointment to an aching back, my back.
First of all, the saying “Scratch my back, and I’ll scratch yours” loses meaning. When you’re alone, you’re alone. Even your own shadow abandons you during daytime. And at night, it’s not much help for anything let alone providing comfort for your back in agony although it lurks right behind you just like an unwanted friend.
Secondly, severe back pain limits your mobility. So, the only ally you have is your brain to figure out how to apply the medication (the ointment) to your sore back.
Here’s a list of my failed attempts:
1. Spoons don’t really work unless you have ape like arms.
2. Ointment applied Ice cubes sliding down your back might worsen the problem rather than cure it. They’re cold.
3. Using the wall to get the ointment in the right spot almost works but you soon realize that you’re applying it onto the wall and not to your back. Besides, it hurts and the wall will soon have a nasty greasy patch. The wall is also cold.
4. Do not ever swallow the ointment, there’s a reason why they write “For external use only” onto the box.
5. Asking neighbors to rub your back in the middle of the night isn’t a marvelous idea as well.
So, the only thing left to do is….start writing something no matter how stupid it is (just like this entry) to reel your mind away from the pain… Aaaarghh… shouldn’t have mentioned the pain.